Graduating from College

I am about to graduate in a few weeks and I have yet to start job searching.  I haven’t even begun to apply for jobs.  I don’t know if I’m lazy or just don’t care at this point.  I’m just happy I’ll be done with this school.  Although my major is in advertising, I don’t think I want a job in the advertising world as of yet.  I have to revise my portfolio and create a few more pieces to include.  I actually hate advertising to tell you the truth, but as of now, it’s all I’ve learned during my five years at this wonderful University.  Oh well, maybe I’ll have a flash of insight before it’s too late.

Here are the Eleven Rules of Life every high school and college grad should adhere to:

Rule 1: Life is not fair-get used to it.

Rule 2: The world won’t care about your self-esteem.  The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself.

Rule 3: You will NOT make 40 thousand dollars a year right out of high school.  You won’t be a vice president with a car phone, until you earn both.

Rule 4: If you think your teacher is tough, wait until you get a boss.  He doesn’t have tenure.

Rule 5: Flipping burgers are not beneath your dignity.  Your grandparents had a different word for burger flipping, they called it Opportunity.

Rule 6: If you mess up, it’s not your parents’ fault, so don’t whine about your mistakes, learn from them.

Rule 7: Before you were born, your parents weren’t as boring as they are now.  They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and listening to you talk about how cool you are.  So before you save the rain forest from the parasites of your parent’s generation, try delousing the closet in your own room.

Rule 8: Your school may have done away with winners and losers, but life has not.  In some schools they have abolished failing grades and they’ll give you as many times as you want to get the right answer.  This doesn’t bear the slightest resemblance to ANYTHING in real life.

Rule 9: Life is not divided into semesters.  You don’t get summers off and very few employers are interested in helping you find yourself.  Do that on your own time.

Rule 10: Television is NOT real life.  In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.

Rule 11: Be nice to nerds.  Chances are you’ll end up working for one.